Been needing a change in my life and am asking for your help

[NES]

Need to re-name my penis, "Mick Jagger" is a little outdated and my woman is asking me to change it. Personally I would like to go with "Carlitos" but my girl likes a cock with a more American sounding name, any suggestions?

 

[kingbill]

Lance Armstrong

 

[RobFunk]

Lance Armstrong

Afterall, he's the one nut wonder.

 

[steaktartar]

mike hunt

 

[JakeT.]

Hunter

 

[Skoal37]

how about tiny tim?

 

[barman]

If you change the name for your Special Friend, do I have to change mine from NES? The SheBar has really been getting off since I glossed my Unit with that one.

 

[NES]

No, as a matter of fact, naming one's penis after me is highly encouraged.

 

[earl]

dick

 

[kingbill]

Lenny Bruce

Leroy Johnson

 

[Number_9]

Uncle Sam

 

[quantumleap]

Richard Long
(one of my classmates' dads was named that)

Crackers
(you'll never kick your wife out of bed for eating crackers)

 

[kingbill]

The chairman of the board

 

[Devilwoman]

Inch Worm.

 

[Devilwoman]

Harry and the Hendersons.

 

[Vinnygambini]

My one and only,,

 

[MikeB]

Deilwoman

 

[lax_gunman]

cyclopes

 

[lax_gunman]

pink floyd

 

[CLefty]

If your woman really loves you, she wouldn't make you change a thing...:toast: